CUSTOMER Just buy what we have in store, and don't bother anymore. All your wishes we ignore: customer is such a bore. CREDIT CARD You may as well disregard your favorite credit card, since you are tourist at large, we can always overcharge. PRICE Let your eyes bulge from their sockets: we can reach deep in your pockets. Somewhere else you may buy cheap, prices here are high and steep. We laugh all the way to bank, while you carry home that junk. DISCOUNT Brother, if you cannot count, we will offer you discount. You cannot get better deal, shopping here is just a steal.... (for us, of course) |
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PRESCRIPTION This is doctor's dedication: Do not use this medication! If you still decide to buy, you may kiss your health good-bye! QUALITY Because of low quality - your payment is charity. PLEDGE Here we do not guarantee any printed warranty. REFUND Here's the place of no return, refunds are not our concern. Never running out of tricks, we promissed it just for kicks. SHOPPING Shopping here is such a pain, since your money we will drain, why don't simply use your brain and from shopping here abstain. |