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MONKIE DO
There was an abstinent monk,
who never was seen to be drunk.
Whole year he was sober,
except for October,
when he drunk and then sunk in his bunk.
LAWS OF PHYSICS
Physicist from old Nipissing,
religion was strictly dismissing,
So devil took his soul,
his body went black hole,
and he shrunk, but he wasn't missing.
NO DEAL
Sick Charlie who couln't heal,
promissed God he woudn't steal.
But when he recovered,
he quickly discovered:
I'm no more sick - forget the deal!
OLD JIM
On his property Jimmy took hold
and he suddenly discovered gold.
He said: All that treasure
would not give me pleasure,
because for pleasures I'm too old.
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